This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.
Breakfast
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
Small portion lean, steamed chicken
with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss
Afternoon Tea
The rest of the kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping
Dinner
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars
Late Night Snack
Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Remember: Stressed spelled backwards is desserts!
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